You’re my Friend

3/3/02

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You’re my Friend

I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

I'll know you finally got laid.

I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.